10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.