10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.