10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Welcome to kicker school
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm