10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- It's Free To Fold...
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.