10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."