10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!