10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--