10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)