10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)