10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers