10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson