10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!