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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris