10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)