10 Random Poker Quotes

This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
"I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
Why not, when some because there are three.
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
"you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
Poker is for fat, American losers.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.