10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."