10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die