10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak