10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier