10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."