10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.