10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers