10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.