10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.