10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."