10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet