10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine