10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear