10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders