10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fook the floosh droo!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---