10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.