10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery