10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• It's Free To Fold...