10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
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- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack