10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm