10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!