10 Random Poker Quotes

• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."