10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss