10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.