10 Random Poker Quotes

• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.