10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.