10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.