10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss