10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders