10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.