10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm