10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.