10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Welcome to kicker school