10 Random Poker Quotes

• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.