10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --